Nothing has ever tasted quite so sweet. Half the fun is wondering whether the cart will be patiently awaiting you in the PX parking lot. The other half is deciding between caramel and chocolate dipping sauce. Freshly deep fried before your eyes on a miniature donut conveyer belt deep-frying contraption...this is joy. Pure, bite-sized joy.
It's also the mortal enemy of your New Year's Resolution to lose 20 pounds. Thank the heavens I didn't make one of those.