This post was designed to inform you that I am not dead, and that I shall return with a post of monumental length later tonight.
On a side note, welcome new followers! It's splendid to return from what turned into a mini-hiatus to discover new readers. :) I hope you're enjoying yourselves here at [carrotspeak.]
Now, back to my job before I'm fired for ignoring my work. (Like that would happen. Still. Best not to take chances.)